Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, November 27, 2015

SERIES: Jen's Library (#9)


GARRISON KEILLOR’S LAKE WOBEGON SUMMER 1956  

Truth be told, the first time I “read” this book it was an audio book Hubby and I got to listen to on a long car ride from Tennessee to Connecticut and, though I wasn’t actively flipping pages, it was an excellent read.  I’ve read the physical copy since then and it didn’t lose anything by reading vs. listening.  

I love Garrison Keillor.  I love the way he speaks (and he narrates the audio book) in such monotone with minimal inflections as to make even the most mundane sentence hysterical and the most hysterical sentence even more so.  Maybe because I read the physical book after listening to it in audio format, I read the book with Keillor's voice in my head, which was great.  And honestly, I don't know if I'm recommending you read first and then listen, or the other way around, like I did.  I guess it doesn't matter.

This book is a story of a young, teenage boy named Gary who hails from a suffocatingly religious family in fictional Lake Wobegon, Minnesota.  Gary is a writer, loves baseball, his slightly older cousin, Kate, and dirty magazines.  He hates his annoying older sister and the Sanctified Brethren influence of his family.  The story follows Gary through the daily trials and tribulations of his young life.  It’s not exciting.  It’s not a quick read, but it doesn’t plod along, either.  It is well-written and uproariously funny.  I can almost guarantee you will snort whatever beverage you are sipping on out your nose.  (Hubby and I have never laughed so hard on a car trip before...or since.)  And, of course, it’s by Garrison Keillor.  If you don’t read any other book by Keillor in your life, you need to read this one.  You might be offended (in multiple ways) but I doubt you’ll be disappointed.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Halloween of ages present: Little Red Riding Hood

A follow-up to the whole family costume thing at Trunk-or-Treat:

This year it was Little Red Riding Hood.  I think The Wolf had entirely too much fun.  He wore a little red bow tie with boats, joked around with the kids and took off his mask to show he was only human if a little one seemed dubious or scared.

Boy Child was awesome.  He stood statue-like, axe raised, in the hallway, prompting folks to wonder if he was real.  Girl Child caught on but decided that kids were mean (they are) so she gave up and just enjoyed herself. 

There were a couple of minor costume mishaps, and a short burst of rain which we all lived through, but otherwise it was a wonderful time.

Can't wait for next year!

TTFN
JMS

Monday, October 26, 2015

Halloween of ages past (well...last year, anyway)

Hello, my name is Jennifer and I'm certain I'll never completely grow up.  I still love to dress up for Halloween.

We've discovered that dressing up as a family - with a theme - is pretty durn cool.

Take, for example, the picture on the left from our church Trunk-or-Treat last year: I am (of course) the Wicked Witch of the West.  Hubby is the Witch's Castle Guard (Oh Rhee Oh!).  Girl child is Dorothy (isn't she cute?) and Boy Child is (grudgingly) the Emerald City Guard.  (I think Blogger will allow you to click on the picture to get a larger, more detailed, version.)

Anyway - this year, we've decided to do Little Red Riding Hood.  I am Grandma.  Hubby will be The Wolf.  Girl Child is (of course) Red Riding Hood herself, and Boy Child will be the Huntsman.  (I will post a post-Halloween family pic, well...post-Halloween.) 

We're already discussing what to do next year.  I am personally pushing for the Addams Family.  I am desperate to "play" Morticia and think Hubby would make an awesome Gomez.  However, I think Pugsley will be a hard-sell for Boy Child and Wednesday will be an equally hard-sell for Girl Child.

Girl Child wants to do a family of Vampires, which, of course I'm totally okay with as vampires are kinda my thing - and always have been.  But who knows?  I've got a year to convince them - and fatten up Boy Child a tad so Pugsley will be sufficiently, well, pugsley.  Mwahahahaha!

TTFN
JMS

UPDATE (Later the same night) - I have won!  Both offspring have agreed to Addams Family for next year!  Girl Child is okay with portraying Wednesday Addams, but Boy Child has decided Cousin It is more his style.  Not exactly in the way it was originally in my head, but I'll take it!  Hubby is deciding between Gomez and Uncle Fester.  Either way, it will be fun!