Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wipes: For Baby's Amusement (and other thoughts)

Last night (...ok, really sometime very early this morning...) Little Bit woke up needing to be changed and wanting a bottle. I made her a bottle and then proceeded to do a quick diaper swap right there in her crib. Baby rule #876: Never wake up a tired baby more than she already is. Less jostling, more sleeping. Hence the reason for the change in the crib. She fell back to sleep before I was even finished with her! Fast forward to 7:45 AM today. Hubby just called me to ask why there was a pack of wipes in her crib. Apparently, my fuzzy, 3AM sleep-addled brain forgot to grab the pack of wipes out of the crib and when Little Bit woke up this morning, she found them. He says there were wipes everywhere. While I find this terribly amusing, Hubby, unfortunately, cannot see the humor of the situation. Hubby also says that Kiddo is screaming at him, but at the moment I don't know why. I'm sure I'll find out later, though. I guess I just find this whole thing funny because I'm at work and not at home suffering through the clean up and the screaming. Hubby does such a good job. It's really no wonder both the kids prefer their daddy. Kiddo spent the majority of his evening last night in his room with instructions to pick up his toys. This he did not do, even with the understanding that he did not get to go outside to play until the toys were put away. He really didn't want to eat his dinner, but eventually got enough ingested to satisfy me. Then, because he was a screaming, melt-down, didn't-take-a-nap-today mess, he went to bed at 7PM. No outside. No TV. Just bed. He fought me for approximately five minutes before he succumbed to the soft blankets and was snoring like a champ. Little Bit went to bed without incident, too. So, instead of finishing the laundry (as I had intended to do), I put on the SciFi channel and watched Ghost Hunters. Creepy stuff. Almost enough to make me want to sleep with the lights on last night. But I'm a big girl and managed to console myself that my house is not haunted and that the fickle street lamp outside our bedroom window provided enough light to see through the entire house! I did make it a point to go to bed at the same time Hubby did, though. And don't think that I didn't hear about that. On a side note: I don't know how we can expect Kiddo to keep his room picked up if we don't pick up the rest of the house. He's learning from two admittedly lazy people that housework is hard and therefore just not worth doing. Of course, that's not really the truth, but tell that to a 4-year old. Anyway - I guess that's it for today. I've got several more things I want to say, but I'd be going on forever and I suppose no one really wants to hear it anyway. (Hey, AC! I hope and pray you're feeling better.) TTFN JMS

5 comments:

malfunctionology101 said...

You are so mean! Wicked, wicked- finding humor in the trials of others... it reminds me of someone. Can't quite put my finger on who, though :)

Anonymous said...

Oh honey, you're telling ME about teaching our kids bad habits???? :) Remember those pictures????? yeah, so just pull those back out any time you think you're alone in THAT fight....lol

Anonymous said...

Hey Jen,

You are not lazy you are dealing with being a parent with two young kids. In other words your life is a roller coster right now. You'll have plently of time to be a neat freak when you are my age and kids call you once a week or so. This might sound weird to you - but enjoy it! Every moment of it. It does come to an end - they grow up and don't need you at all. Patrick will soon be making more money than his old man. And his old man is proud of that. They (Patrick and Meaghan are moving this weekend from south of L.A. to somewhere North of L.A. - it all looks the same to me out there) What a great kid we raised. I still think about him riding his big wheel and having the dog chasing him all the time. Them days are gone forever. Enjoy!

I love you and AC is doing better!

UB

Oneofeach said...

Lordy, we must have been cloned at birth....you sound much toooo much like me! Especially the comment, I don't know how we can expect Kiddo to keep his room picked up if we don't pick up the rest of the house. Am I in stereo????

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