About 2:30 PM, just about every day whilst at my humble
place of employment, the cravings begin.
Well, I’m not sure the word “cravings”
is exactly the right way to describe it, but let’s just roll with it, shall
we?
Anyway, the first nearly overwhelming craving is for a
toothbrush and toothpaste. It doesn’t matter
what foods or beverages I have taken in during the course of the early part of
the day, but by 2:30 PM my teeth feel fuzzy and a good brushing is about all that’s
stopping me from taking another step or two toward insanity.
The second craving is for another cup of coffee. You heard me.
It’s not like I haven’t already had two or three cups in the morning – but after about 10:00 AM I tend
to slack off in the Coffee Department as things have usually picked up in the
Busy Department. Both departments are
necessary, yet they’re very far removed from one another and typically, the
employees (liquid and paper) don’t get along well together. (You like that analogy?) But by 2:30 PM the desire for another cup is
nearly overwhelming.
The thing is, though both cravings are nearly impossible to
ignore, coffee is always going to
win.
Eeew, Jen! That’s gross!
Just brush your teeth, for goodness sake!
No! Hear me out, will ya?
Fine. This had better be good.
The reason coffee is always
going to win is, well…have you ever tasted
coffee, even really super amazingly awesome coffee, after having just
brushed your teeth? It’s terrible! I’m a coffee purist. No milk.
No sugar. Just the good old
strong black stuff. But even the good
old strong black stuff tastes awful after a good tooth brushing. It’s akin to drinking orange juice after
brushing your teeth. ICK.
OK. I have to admit it…that’s a pretty good
reason. But still, fuzzy teeth?
Yeah – I know. Fuzzy teeth are gross. But do you want to hear my solution?
Sigh. Whatever.
I know you’re going to tell me anyway.
I brush my teeth after
drinking my coffee. It’s still kinda
gross, but not as awful as it would be if I’d brushed beforehand.
See? I’m clever like
that!
At least I’m not sitting at work at two or three o’clock in
the afternoon craving chocolate cake.
Oooh! Chocolate cake!
I must go now.
TTFN
JMS
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