Move over Red Bull.
Take a hike Five Hour Energy.
One of the most important parts of my morning routine is…of
course…coffee. First, I pick up my
mug. Then, I take a trip down the hall
to the break room to wash out said mug.
Then, I stride with purpose back down the hall to my office and proceed
to select one lucky K-cup from the spinny-thing on the coffee bar. I open the maw of King Keurig, pop in the
proffered offering, and pierce it through with joyful anticipation bordering on
glee. I usually yawn once or twice, just
for good measure, while I wait for King Keurig to spew forth its beautiful, lava-esque
liquid. Strong Coffee, Ultra-Strong
Coffee, and Holy-Crap-That’s-Bracing-GASP-Just-Let-Me-Catch-My-Breath-And-Wipe-My-Eyes-Before-You-Try-To-Talk-To-Me-Coffee. Yeah.
That’s the stuff.
Cream? Nope.
Sugar? Definitely not. Why ruin a good thing?
Oh Jen…why?
Because Death Wish
Coffee – that’s why. The most
beautiful sacrifice King Keurig has ever, or will ever, touch. It slices, it dices, it kick’s sleep’s ass. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Wait! Seriously?
Death Wish Coffee? You’re
kidding, right? I sincerely hope you’re
kidding!
Nope. It’s awesome. You, oh coffee-lover extraordinaire, must get
some. Take it from me (in this totally unsolicited,
absolutely from-the-heart, truest form of flattery “advertisement” for the brown
grounds that are made of awesome) if you truly love coffee in its purest form
this is the caffeinated beverage you’ve been dreaming about all your life.
Don’t believe me? Go
to http://www.deathwishcoffee.com
for proof.
JMS
1 comment:
Death Wish Coffee... very definitely the most glorious substance on earth. And Valhalla Java ain't bad either (made by the same company). It sings the song of my soul. Caffeine fuels my life.
;) Tananda
http://www.tananda.com
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